By Bang
Madonna is buying her boyfriend a $2.7 million New York apartment.
The ‘Material Girl’ singer is reportedly splashing out the impressive sum so 23-year-old model Jesus Luz can be close to her $40million house in the US city.
A source told Britain’s The Sun newspaper: “Madonna is buying Jesus an apartment in New York. She has her real estate agent searching for the perfect pad for him in the new neighborhood where she has just moved.
“She’s told them to spend no more than $2.7 million and the property has to be within walking distance of her townhouse. She is financing everything but Jesus will own it once it’s found and bought.
“She really wasn’t kidding when she told him he’ll never have to worry about money from now on.”
Other investments Madonna, 51, has made for her Brazilian-born lover are believed to include top DJ tuition and $48,000 of music equipment.
She also keeps him on her payroll and reportedly helped him to get his US visa renewed in December, and to land new modeling contracts.
However, while Madonna is prepared to invest in the home for Jesus, other sources claim she is wary of marrying him, in case he takes her fortune. The couple are instead planning a commitment ceremony.
A source said: “She is devoted to Jesus and has already started drawing up a guest list. The blessing will be at the Kabbalah centre followed by a reception at her New York house.
“It will not be a legal wedding. She is not taking any chances over her money again.”
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In a related story – catholics around the world are perplexed and suffering from mixed emotions. On the one hand, they are pleased that Madonna is looking after Jesus and that they are not living together. On the other hand, they think this is just creepy and it seems sort of blashpemous. Madonna marrying Jesus. I mean this is worse than the DaVinci Code. The Pope could not be reached for a comment, not that I tried very hard.
Does anyone besides me think that Madonna has some kind of weird religious imbalance going on here? She’s a follower of Kabbalah, her name is Madonna and ”she is devoted to Jesus.”
Funny story – but life is funny.
The modern irony of this is not lost on me. The Madonna is in love with the Jesus and wants to take care of him in every way. The really funny thing is that she is old enough to be his birth mother.